Edit: Expanded on a silly idea with help from Eleanor Pwnsevelt . Many thanks. (It’s shrunk for some reason…:/)

One of the great things about having a website is that whenever you have an idea you want to share with the world, you can just go ahead and share it. No matter the quality. Here’s a prime example of that (Non-Dragon Ball Z fans should just skip this post lalala)

  • Tigercash

    Wait… Who did he absorb to become perfect?!

    • Eleanor Pwnsevelt

      He has was originally created with cells from Hennig’s DNA. He then regenerated himself after consecutive terrible gimmicks that would have killed the careers of any normal man. With each regeneration he became stronger by absorbing the corpses of his former jobmates (Chavo Guerrero and the spirit squad).

      • maffew

        That’s so awesome, I’m going to rip it off and update this.

        • Eleanor Pwnsevelt


  • Aubin

    First Randy Orton as Frieza’s final form. Ziggler as Cell… Maffew, you gotta pair up all WWE “superstars” with someone from DBZ.

    Goku – Cena
    Vegeta – CM Punk
    Kami – Alberto Del Rio
    Popo – Riccardo
    Yamcha – Zack Ryder
    Android 16 – Sheamus
    Android 18 – Beth Phoenix
    Bulma – Kelly Kelly
    Dr. Gero – Johnny Ace
    Frieza – Orton
    Cell – Ziggler
    Gohan – Evan Borne
    Krillin – Kofi Kingston

    And that’s all I can attempt to think of at the moment. Feel free to swap them or add others. :’D

    • Kenneth

      But who would be Nappa?

      • Ben

        Jesse Ventura! 😛

        But if we’re looking New School…Maybe the Big Show?

    • I’d like to suggest that Matt Hardy be Yajirobe even though he isn’t in the WWE. My reasoning, both Matt and Yajirobe are fat as hell and eventually become totally obsolete to the world.

      • Icantbarkingbelieveit

        Wouldn’t Jack Swagger fit into this category (He’s not fat but is becoming obsolete)

  • Kog

    We’re screwed if Cena blows him up.

  • SheikTheGeek

    LOL, this is great Maffew!

  • KM

    But now he isn’t perfect any more. He is a show-off. Did he lose an absorption or something?

  • http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/3/3a/Mahlazer.jpg

    this would be the next phase of Dolph Ziggler.

  • Damo

    @KM- Nah, that’s his “I just self-destructed and came back stronger than before” form.

  • mistecario

    So who did Ziggler absorb for his short-lived “Hi, I’m Dolph Ziggler” *shakes hand* phase?