Every time you watch Raw, you’re reminded to watch Botchamania and every time you watch Botchamania you’re reminded to wipe your arse. Anyway, here’s Botchamania 262: Tony Hawk’s Heath Slater 2!


It got taken down on YouTube and (surprisingly) Vimeo.


Thanks To…

The great Jim Smallman and the even greater PROGRESS Wrestling crown in the Electric Ballroom for making me feel like Elvis for one night with the chanting. Thanks forever and thanks for the cider.


You may consider including these clips in this video self-indulgent. You’d be right.


Codster9 for the Eye Power Rangers ending.


Music…

You Talk Too Much by Run-DMC

ARMOR ARMARGE STAGE by Capcom Sound Team (Mega Man X)

E. Gadd’s Lab by Kazumi Totaka (Luigi’s Mansion)


I’ve already typed about Survivor Series on the website and on OSW, so I’ll just compliment the main event again and move on.


progresswrestling.com is a site you should pay attention to and that’s the end of the description box.

  • I don’t need to watch RAW to watch Botchamania. WWE sucks now and the only form of entertainment I need in wrestling is Botchamania. Thank you Maffew you magnificent bastard you.

  • tony

    whoa, is Maffew officially a wrestling celebrity now? the ENTIRE audience was chanting all that stuff

  • Tom the Tank Engine

    Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope make any wrestling match better.

    • They’re awful at the commentary but goddamnit, that was funny.

  • Mmmmm… barely any botches on this edition.

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      I take personably responsbility.

      • Mitch Cote

        you botched it up Maffew

        • Matthew Litteral

          The episode itself was a botch, it’s the most meta episode ever.

      • warrior

        You fucked up! You fucked up! You fucked up!

  • SamuraiDriver

    Loved the Space Odyssey ending.

  • Meekrob

    No Rowan and the stairs?

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      I thought the stairs dropping on him looked great, and really it’d be weird to say ”he botched hurting him because he dropped the stairs on his head.”

      • Mitch Cote

        I would argue that the stair bounced on to his head. Watch it and it wasn’t supposed to happen that way.

        • botchoman

          Well said. Rowan getting struck in the head by the stairs was clearly unintended as Big Show simply dropped them to the side; the stairs tipped over and landed on Rowan unexpectedly. This was clearly a botch, so I don’t see why it wasn’t included. And for some strange reason, my comments are being deleted. Hmmm…

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      People have spoken, they’ll be in the next one.

      • Dk

        You also left off cena getting koed in the shoulder

  • Gonz

    Thanks for the Rowsdower reference!

    • mike

      I could see Rowsdower and JBL fighting crime throughout southwestern Alberta. And Maggle would make a pretty good Troy.

      • Roll Fizzlebeef

        With special guest ….. Larry Csonka!!!

    • Roll Fizzlebeef

      Im holding out for a space mutiny reference

  • MPT

    Where’s the audio from the Mark Henry bit from?

    • Georgerv

      Snatch. It’s a great film, watch it

  • rocksault

    Kevin Steen is very fat. Beneath all of that linguine he’s just a cruiserweight.

  • ColeYote

    Hooray, you included the chicken spot!

    Did a CZW wrestler just do a goddamn electric chair dropped into a package piledriver?! Who thought that was a good idea?! And… the guy on the top rope screwed it up. That other guy just did one of the most dangerous looking moves I’ve ever seen and he screws up a *senton*.

    Chuck Taylor and Kevin Steen talking, yay!

  • Armand

    Edge beating up the computer was GOLD!! lol

  • pik_3000

    Its a shame Daniel Bryan got hurt because watching Brock Lesnar destroy him wouldve made sitting through his horrible YES movement worth while….Either way i am glad that for once the WWE is going in the RIGHT direction by building towards a fantastic WM 31 mainevent in Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns. There is no doubt that Roman Reigns is the future of the WWE and having him beat Brock at WM would be HUGE, so kudos to the WWE for giving us what we REALLY want.At this point in his career i think its pretty clear that Daniel Bryan is just a Total Divas guy who is to fragile for wrestling….he should leave the in ring action to real men like Lesnar, Cena, and Reigns……Besides the real big return that wrestling fans are clamoring for is the return of Dave Batista..

    • Catherine Bouey

      Worst…….sarcasm……ever.

  • pik_3000

    When is Rosa Medes going to get her push to the Divas Title? Rosa has more beauty and wrestling ability than AJ and Paige combined. I bet once she does start appearing on Total Divas the ratings are going to go through the roof and the WWE will have no choice but to make her Divas Champion. Her only having one win by DQ in 5 years just proves that she loves professional wrestling and she is willing to pay her dues. Rosa has battled a lot of demons the past few years and its very inspirational to see her overcome the odds and it finally looks like she will get her time in the spotlight. I am hoping that Rosa will become the Divas Champion and have a 5 year run as Champion as a reward for her 5 years of hardwork.

    • Catherine Bouey

      No scratch what I said before this is far worse sarcasm.

  • pik_3000

    John Cena vs Kane tore the house down a couple of months back on RAW. How can the Kane vs Cena stretcher match not be the best match of the year? Its a shame they had less than 20 minutes but i still say it is easily the MOTY. Guys like Ziggler and Rollins open up the show and do their little flippy stuff to impress the children in the crowd but guys like John Cena and Kane are the reasons the arenas sell out everywhere they go and real wrestling fans know that John Cena and Kane are living legends in this business and its a privlege everytime we get to see them in action.

  • pik_3000

    I hope Jack Swagger sqashes that overrated balding Swiss jobber. Cesaro has failed at every gimmick he has had. First he was a rugby player that was Aksanas love interest, then he was very European, then he was a yoddler and he failed at ALL of them. Real Americans worked because of Zeb and Swagger. How many chances is Cesaro going to get? I dont see Heyman doing much for Cesaro. Curtis Axel and Ryback have more pure wrestling ability than Cesaro and Heyman did him no good.Thats whats wrong with Cesaro, his little swing is not realistic and causes no damage. It is just a chance for smarks in the crowd to participate by counting the swings. All Cesaro has is his swing, the Neutralizer, and a bunch of European Uppercuts..yawn

  • pik_3000

    Roman Reigns is an amazing wrestler who has the best look in the WWE. Gilrs love him and guys want to be him because he is a complete bad ass.. He has great ring skills and even though he is young he has already established his go to move set much like Cena, Hart, HBK, and Hogan have all done…He also has a wrestling pedigree which means that his love for wrestling is right up there with greats…Reigns is also very good on the microphone and is improving each week with strong promos

  • pik_3000

    Seth Rollins did gay softcore porn..look up ‘Tyler Black cyberfights’

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      I saw those years ago ><

      • pik_3000

        Why dont you include it in Botchamania? Its wrestling related and im sure we can all agree its Seth Rollins’ greatest botch

        • Catherine Bouey

          Yeah Maffew’s going to include something in a Botchamania video that’ll get it flagged on Youtube and Dailymotion…..sounds legit.

          • pik_3000

            Rollins cyberfights videos are on youtube right now…look up Tyler Black cyberfights

    • Maor Hamagniv

      i was legit gonna jerk off to that if it was really porn even though im not gay.

  • Paul S

    Holy horseshit, is WWE really this dull now?!

  • botchershop

    You forgot the botch where a corner of the steel stairs clocks Erick Rowan in the head. It was clearly unintentional and left a mark.

  • SorryNotSorry

    This is literally the WORST Botchamania I’ve ever seen. That smark’s segments ruined everything from beginning to middle to end. None of the botches were funny. The ICP announcing made me blow air out of my nose once. The “Everybody/John Cena Talks Too Much” segments are lame as usual. The only thing that would’ve made this worse is another pointless Taz segment. Maffew, your stuff is ALWAYS great, believe me, I’m a huge fun but am highly disappointed. I don’t know why you gave up this episode. Please step it up next time. Thanks!

    • Catherine Bouey

      The worst botchamania you ever saw…..I call bollocks on that.

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      I’d like to quote Ed Wood and say ”Worst video you ever saw? Well don’t worry, the next one will be better!”

      But seriously, I’m sorry you didn’t enjoy this episode. I try to ensure there’s a bit of something in every Botchamania (as every segment has a fanbase, weirdly enough) but sometimes too much of one thing gets included and annoys people.

      What are the bits you like most in Botchamania? I’m asking seriously, I always worry I’ll forget what people actually like or want and just disappear up my own arse.

      • Matthew Ganz

        Screw that guy. Maffew makes WWE bearable. We see botches and wonder, “Is this going on the show?” The only thing I wish is to know what video game your music comes from.

      • Deepthroat Ghoul

        Clearly SorryNotSorry is mentally disabled.

  • SorryNotSorry

    Correction, the Chuck Taylor rolling kick to the fan was fuckin’ hilarious. Other than that, this is the very first shit Botchamania episode.

  • HerpDerp40

    Best intro ever

  • David Fullam

    Interesting to see Teddy Hart in there. Must have been in between his stunts kidnapping women.

    • Roll Fizzlebeef

      He had one tied up in his dressing room according to my sources

  • PH

    This Botchmania was good from the first second till the end. Best bochmania of the year. Congratulations.

  • Brock Lesnar – Samoan Suplex..

    Greatest intro…

  • Stephen Smith

    The PROGRESS Wrestling fans were amazing! Makes me want to go to one of their shows. 😀 How on earth did that come about?

  • evilfangs .

    I haven’t watched this yet but if that guy with the “Can you check my staph infection” sign isn’t included I’m going to be disappointed because that guy is a legend.

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      It’s not, I suck like WWE’s doctor.

      • Roll Fizzlebeef

        A Z-pack should clear that up

  • pik_3000

    Maffew should include Seth Rollins’ Cyberfights video in the next Botchamania. Its the biggest botch of Seths career and it would be the funniest Botchamania of all time..

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      One thing I’m definitely sure my fans don’t want to see is soft porn.

      …right?

      • pik_3000

        It pertains to wrestling and doesnt havs any nudity….I think you owe it to your fans to include Rollins being in cyberfights, in your next Botchamania. Its the most hilarious thing ever and i want all the Rollins fans to see it

        • MaffewOfBotchamania

          ”you owe it to your fans ”

          Oh fuck right off.

          • pik_3000

            Damn it Maffew…You have to spread awareness and help expose Seth Rollins as the qu€€r he really is. Rollins made a mockery of the wrestling business by rubbing his ass on another mans crotch while moaning like a little b!tch. If the WWE were to ever make him World Champion they wkuld destroy their credability by having a closeted homosexual as their World Champion…We all know Rollins is at least bisexual but he is total coward for not being honest with his fans. You can change that Maffew. You can let all the humanoids know what kind of man Seth Rollins REALLY is. I truly hope you have a change of heart and agree to include Rollins in one of your AWESOME Botchamania videos.

          • Catherine Bouey

            If Seth wants to get down like that that’s his business not yours. If WWE wants to make a homosexual their world champion that’s also their business not yours. If Maffew doesn’t want to make himself into a gay-hating asshole like you well….I’ll let you figure it out yourself.

          • pik_3000

            I dont hate gays…I commend Darren Young for being honest with his fans….Rollins on the other hand, is obviously bisexual, but chooses to lie to his fans….I dont see how the WWE Title could maintain its credability going from a former UFC Champion to a cyberfights alumni like Rollins.

          • Catherine Bouey

            Considering that Vince himself once held the title I don’t see how putting it on Seth (because of something of no real importantance) would somehow devalue the title.

          • guest

            *alumnus

  • WWE_3000

    Maffew should include Seth Rollins’ Cyberfights video in the next Botchamania. Its the biggest botch of Seths career and it would be the funniest Botchamania of all time..

  • pik_3000

    Roman Reigns winning the Superstar Of The Year was a great move by the WWE. Roman Reigns tore the house down all year with fantastic matches and he has NEVER lost a one on one match cleanly. I think this is going to be the first of at least 5 Superstar Of The Year awards for Reigns because the Roman Empire will reign supreme in the WWE for years to come.

  • Botchoman

    Hey, where’s my comment on the Erick Rowan botch? I wrote that it’s a legitimate botch; Notice Big Show just dropped it on the side of the floor; it then tipped over and one of its corners clocked Rowan in the head, which left a visible mark. Big Show was clearly a bit surprised/shocked by that.

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  • James

    Botchamania is always really good but this last one must be one of the best Ive seen. Hilarious.

  • Catherine Bouey

    Wait so after all that teaming up with Paige Alicia Fox is a face again….good god does creative suck ass.

  • Jericho99

    That Goldberg spear was gold.

  • pik_3000

    Damn it Maffew…You have to spread awareness and help expose Seth Rollins as the qu€€r he really is. Rollins made a mockery of the wrestling business by rubbing his ass on another mans crotch while moaning like a little b!tch. If the WWE were to ever make him World Champion they wkuld destroy their credability by having a closeted homosexual as their World Champion…We all know Rollins is at least bisexual but he is total coward for not being honest with his fans. You can change that Maffew. You can let all the humanoids know what kind of man Seth Rollins REALLY is. I truly hope you have a change of heart and agree to include Rollins in one of your AWESOME Botchamania videos….

  • Catherine Bouey

    I wonder if we’ll eventually get to the see the clip from Raw a couple of weeks ago where Micheal Cole corpsed after having to reveal the return of the anonymous Raw GM.

  • InfamousNathan

    SUPER DRAGON!

  • Benny Sipp

    A advert for Call Of 911 Revenge Porn played half way through, while the video was still playing. One day someone will make a video streaming site that understands what fair use is and won’t be utter crap. One day

  • J. Ronald Jenkins

    Dude, it would have been PERFECT if you put up a picture (mug shot) of Ashley Flair on the Charlotte cue at the ending.

    I kinda have an ending you can use. Booker T would approve:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-r_HwUlU0o

  • Charles Breece

    The WWE is essentially the Detroit Lions. You know it’s going to be a shitty year. But there’s always that small chance of success. So you continue to watch, cheer, and cry.

  • Dave

    I don’t blame that guy for throwing the cotton candy the price of it is F***ing Bull****.