Fuck me ragged it’s Botchamania 291: JoJo Dillon’s Bizarre Adventure!





Thanks To…

Paul London, BT Gunn & Chris Renfrew for the fabulous intro

We Dem Assholes for Octane vs. Savage

DedySilveria for the Zero-1 clip

Harry & Beyond for Dijak & Webb

A few people for DDPaige

Some other people on Twitter for RPG Vice/REDragon

And then some others for Table for 3

Today In Wrestling History for Lawler/Summer

getdown for the Tiger Mask camel clutch

Tanya Cornell for finally uploading the Demanto/Matthews ladder match in full

Codster9 for the jimmy ending


Music…

Treasure Trove Cove by Grant Kirkhope (Banjo-Kazooie)

Scene 3 by Yuichi Sakakura, Tomoya Tomita, Kozo Nakamura (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III: The Manhattan Project)

Sail by AWOLNATION

  • CMManson

    i had to laugh when ryback ziggler and bryan put over their chamber match, it was shit, let’s be real.

    • CydoniaKnight

      I’m pretty sure they were joking…

    • Marsden

      Well I’ve only seen clippets. But if it gets to the stage where you have to stop and audibly converse about what the next step is, you’ve done something VERY wrong indeed.

  • Man, that Botchamania ending with Brock and “Loving You” is hilarious. I miss Crash Holly. He was a great wrestler. I feel bad for Tim White as I don’t think it was his fault either. Shit happens, unless you’re Allbotcheverything.

  • MPT

    Where is the live feed of Roman’s thoughts from? Where’s the audio from at 3:36? Where’s the video from at 10:40? Who’s Scott Lost? I didn’t get the Eva Marie part. Where’s the audio from the second ending from? The videos would be more enjoyable if every reference was easy to recognize

  • Dickie Noles

    The Roman Reigns as Lee Elia bit was perfect.

  • zeemon

    Holy shit that Tommy Lasorda audio with Reigns was unexpected gold!

  • simonwhiteuk

    Those last two seconds of the video! haha

  • MPT

    Where is the live feed of Roman’s thoughts from? Where’s the audio from at 3:36? Where’s the video from at 10:40? Who’s Scott Lost? I didn’t get the Eva Marie part. Where’s the audio from the second ending from? The videos would be more enjoyable if every reference was easy to recognize

    • Autrach Sejanoz

      Here’s the answer to your first question.
      http://bfy.tw/2V97

    • Dickbutt

      The song on 3:36 was “The Kill” by 30 Seconds to Mars.

    • Allan

      The second ending was Dale from King of the Hill.

    • tifaxyz

      it would be shitty if every reference was easy to recognize cause that narrows the field and hampers creativity.

  • YoungsterJoey

    The Sail bit provided my loudest LOL. Thank you, Maffew.
    And Ziggler probably just feeding his ego by hyping that EC match…or saving his ass thinking “talk good about All WWE Matches.”

  • FilmJenkins, from YouTube

    Maffew 291, FilmJenkins 9.
    Like Homer Simpson chasing Thomas Edison, I’m catching up.
    https://youtu.be/1mtIZXi_Z0M

    • Sosa Chamberlin (Nardwuar)

      Women be like dont come in my ear

    • jolt

      Stop making videos.

  • Gruntt

    Roman cringes when he hears that he has to talk in front of a Chicago crowd.

    • TruthidyTruth.truth

      Or any crowd. It’s obvious he’s one of Vince’s babies. He loves muscle-bound retards with no other ability other than being muscular. wwe sucks the saltiest of balls.

  • CydoniaKnight

    That one from BOLA 2015, with Rich Swann spiking himself was not a botch… He did that on purpose. It was a joke…

  • Renke Niemann

    you gotta do something with this jeremy clarkson talbe-spot:
    http://www.pinkbike.com/video/184585/

  • GerardoRV

    Im surprised you didnt show more from Bayley vs Sasha. Even if it was a great match they botched a lot of it.

    • Wrestling

      go fuck yourself

      • GerardoRV

        Ok…

  • Sosa Chamberlin (Nardwuar)

    You have to go PWG Slow motion mode to read some of the things in this botchamania

  • Martin
  • MisterForth

    Two Mike Judge endings=Instant 5.

  • Supercunt

    I want to see more botches from when wrestling is good. Then botches were actually rare. Now, it’s rare when they don’t botch… especially in wwe.

    • Supercunt

      was good*

  • Tunacan

    “This is real life” lol wut?

    Reigns needs to take promo lessons from Jumpin’ Jeff Farmer. I mean, my god, he couldn’t get any worse. I’d like to see him against Motely Cruz.

    • Dave Barton

      “Yup!”

  • Tunacan

    “what do you know of pain and sadness”…. only shows TNA. Hmmm….. I found the wwe mark! lol.

  • Evan Coveney

    …Okay, I have to admit, people in the crowd yelling “What?!?” when Stone Cold isn’t even in the fucking building is really starting to annoy me. This video was the straw that broke the camel’s back. Just…fucking stop, okay?

    • tifaxyz

      wow. where were you when it first started like way back in 2001/2? you would have suicided.

  • D James

    Can someone please explain the Eva Marie part at the end?

    • Twisted

      Pretty sure it’s in reference to a recent NXT match where Eva Marie just kinda forgot to kick out or something. Resulting in her losing the match when she wasn’t supposed to.

  • tifaxyz

    Falling while trying to stand on the ropes triumphantly happens to Shinjiro Ohtani a lot. like more than i’ve seen it happen to anyone else.

  • Marsden

    Go AJ Styles.