I think you can have a perfectly good match and then fuck up the finish. And judging by this video, I’m not the only one.


Das List…

10. Goldust vs. Stardust (WWE Fast Lane)

9. Green Phantom vs. MASADA (IWA-MS King Of The Death Match)

8. Eddie Kingston vs. Jaka (Chikara Aniversario)

7. Pinkie Sanchez vs. Juan Francisco (Chikara Key Decisions)

6. Bram vs. Matt Morgan (TNA Slammiversary)

5. Grado vs. Tigre Uno vs. DJ Z vs. Rockstar Spud (TNA Impact July 15th)

4. Roppongi Vice vs. Redragon (NJPW King Of Pro Wrestling)

3. BxB Hulk, Masaaki Mochizuki & Big R Shimizu vs. CIMA, Don Fujii & Gamma (Dragon Gate Rainbow Gate)

2. Eva Marie vs. Billie Kay (NXT September 2nd)

1. Charlotte vs. Becky Lynch vs. Emma vs. Dana Brooke (NXT August 26th)


Music…

Aquarius by Yoshinori Sasaki, Jun Funahashi, Yukie Morimoto (Castlevania III: Dracula’s Curse)

Ariston and on and on and on and on

Doctor by Kozo Nakamura, Tomoya Tomita, Kenichi Matsubara, Yoshinori Sasaki, Satoko Minami, Kenji Fukui (The Lone Ranger, NES)

Decide in the Eyes by Yumiko Kanki, Naoto Ishida (F-Zero X)

How I Feel (Instrumental) by Flo Rida


Notes…

”Maffew was this video made because of Eva Marie not appearing in Most Botched Matches and fans bugging you because of it?”

Maybe.

Jon Barber was the ref for both Chikara matches. He made the first two Botchamania videos so this is where Maggle Cole would shout ”How ironic!”

  • Joe

    Someone remind me what the deal was with the NXT divas tag match?

    • WillyDope

      it was a fatal 4 way that Charlotte was suppose to win, but Becky didnt kick out when Emma pined her, so Emma got the W

      • Shadow

        It DID however result in getting that weird bottom buckle splash over. That must be why the ref gets caught on talks to much for telling folk to kick out.

      • RatedR

        Brooke was supposed to break the count, that´s why Becky didn´t kick out

        • John Thompson

          Oh… that explains why Charlotte smacked Brooke in the face then. I always thought that Becky messed up.

        • Actually another theory was that Becky didn’t kick out because that splash completely knocked out her for a few seconds

          • RonaldBryan

            Watching it, that was my my first thought. The way she rubs her face as soon as Emma gets up is more in line with that.

    • Gruntt

      There wasn’t a tag match. Were you referring to the four-way? If so, the problem is that Emma’s turnbuckle crossbody thing (whatever the fuck you call it) isn’t her finisher.

  • GravesNoir

    Quite a sloppy pin count from the Fast Lane match.

  • Varagarv

    what was the supposed ending for taker/lesnar??

  • Ryan

    Why does everyone always think that the ending to lesnar/taker at summerslam was a botch. That was absolutely 10000000% supposed to be the ending. The first, errant, bell distracts the ref and Lesnar which leads to Taker hitting the low blow. How hard is that to understand?

    • Thomas

      I think it was a dishonourable mention just because it was just a weird sucky finish on a night with weird sucky finishes.

  • MPT

    Jon Stewart’s awesome at everything that he does

    • Catherine Bouey

      Except making heel turns.

      • MPT

        Except the fans were chanting “Thank You Stewart”

        • Catherine Bouey

          Which means what?

          Because let’s not pretend everything the fans chant are correct or sensible.

          • MPT

            Which means that it was awesome.

          • Catherine Bouey

            …….Got tired of the “We Are Awesome” fans after last year’s wrestlemania.

  • MPT

    Whose head is that at the end?

    • RonaldBryan

      Kappa

      (it’s a Twitch emote, Twitch has a lot of emotes that are just employees’ faces, usually silly, that get spammed by Twitch chat to mean something. The Kappa face is usually trolling.)

  • #3 was hilarious but #2….. HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?????

  • FilmJenkins, from YouTube

    Twas fate that gave Emma the win.
    #PushEmma

  • Charles

    That music at the end is from the Rugrats PS1 game isn’t it?
    Your choice of video game music for Botchamania is outstanding.

  • Steve Matthews

    Let us not forget the women’s battle royal a couple of weeks ago where Asuka had to pretend she didn’t see Eva Marie come in the ring WAY too early and get thrown out anyway. That better be a contendor for this year’s list.