Rumblemania 1 (1988-1998)


Origin ~Awaken~ (Theme Of Heroes) by Szk (Gain Ground, Mega Drive)

Casino by Yasunori Shiono (Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals)

One of the benefits of the Network is being able to replace all those ancient VHS rips with supersexy swinging HD.

Rumblemania 2 (1999-2005)


CORE by Toby Fox (Undertale)

Glitter Gulch Mine by Grant Kirkhope (Banjo-Tooie)

Lobby by Nintendo (SPLATOON)

You Think You Know Me (Edge) by James A. Johnston

What ‘Chu Looking At by Uncle Kracker

Let Me Take A #Selfie by The Chainsmokers

The Network version of Rumble 2001 is the unedited version so you can see Jeff and Matt fuck up everything at the start of the 2001 Rumble.

But Rumble 2004 *is* edited so my plan of showcasing the unedited Batista vs. Evolution tables match went unrealised. This is the shit that keeps me up at night.

Turns out I did a new edit of ”ah it’s still good” so ignore the Sky Box Office logo. And the X-Factor theme.

Rumblemania 3 (2006-2012)


Stardust Crusaders by Yugo Kanno (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders)

Death by Glamour by Toby Fox (Undertale)

I Remember You by Frank Ifield

Well it says 2006-2012 but there’s a few clips from 2013 because…well some of my selections sucked. Ah wey.

Rumblemania 4 (2013-2015)


Area 1 by Naoki Kodaka (Blaster Master)

I’m Back (Eric Bischoff) by Jim Johnston

Spooktune by Toby Fox (Undertale)

Thanks to…

Duffy6Brett for suggesting the Sandow Insanity clip. Too good.

Botched Rumble Eliminations


Jungle Fight (Stage 3) by Capcom (1944: The Loop Master)

Quick video to get hyped for Rumble. Mil Mascaras eliminated himself at Rumble 1997 but AFAIK that was supposed to happen (even if it was stupid) so unless I’m wrong, these are all the confirmed accidental eliminations. Feel free to prove me wrong.

  • I’m actually questioning to actually buy the network for my first time tonight. The way this video leaves me feeling at the end will determine that.

  • Gruntt

    A collection of the best Rumble botches? Three cheers for Maffew!

  • That ending with the Simpsons & Taker is fucking hilarious.

  • ColeYote

    Kalisto had a botch for the ages in the US title match yesterday. I’m guessing that’ll be in 299. Good recovery, though.

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  • raVen

    the rick martell elimination wasn’t odd. guy went up to the top rope and then hit the floor. doesn’t matter what rope he went over/under to get to the top, just that he went above the top rope and then hit the floor/

    • Marsden

      Yes, I figured that too. *shrugs*


    To me, the funniest moment of this past week’s Rumble was when Owens was setting up his two table stack…. you can totally hear a fan saying “I feel like you’re wasting your time right now….”, and about ten to fifteen minutes later he gets shoved through those tables. Oh, those best laid plans!!

  • pootietang

    Was Macho Man SUPPOSED to beat Yoko though? It looked like he fell out on purpose to me. Has anybody ever talked about it later?

    • Placid_Snake

      I don’t think Maffew was being serious with that comment.

  • J Grass

    mascaras went through the middle rope though lol

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  • MPT

    The Kat has some nice titties

    • Marsden

      Or as Jerry Lawler would put it, puppies. And since he married her, he should know.

  • MPT

    Didn’t get the Rumble clock part

    • Os0

      It’s time for rumble ghosts *boos*

  • MPT

    Where’s the tumbleweed clip from?

    • The Chosen 1

      Cool Runnings (1993), where John Candy gets pissed and busts up a radio after losing on a horse race.

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    I remember in the Royal Rumble 1999 “I Quit” Match, after Mankind shattered the corporate jewels, they asked The Rock if he quit. Mic was faint but he retorted by saying “Get that piece of sh*t outta my face!” and slapping the mic away. They muted it out of the network, but you can still find the clip.

  • Marco V

    Fucking love this shit. Thank you Mafffew! BTW I hope you caught some of those botches from the rumble the other night.

  • Matthew Johnson

    I seem to remember in 2001, something went wrong with the buzzer they used, and it wound up playing the first couple seconds of what sounded like the Hardy Boyz’ theme every time it went off.

  • Catherine Bouey

    How long til we get a Summerslamamania?

  • LennyTheTroll

    It might be because I have a couple of beers in me, but I laughed when Eric Bischoff’s theme hit showing Benoit winning the Rumble.

  • SpanishAnnounceDesk

    What amuses me is that Angle, Jericho, RVD, Benoit and Guerrero can’t lift Big Show, but the Spirit Squad can

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  • FatKraker

    Good God the 2014 and 2015 rumbles were horribly booked.

  • Placid_Snake

    The Martel elimination is debatable but I think you can make a solid argument that by climbing the turnbuckle, he did go over the top rope.

  • Marsden

    The rules are simple! Apparently not Howard.

  • Marsden

    One is Shawn Michaels, and we will now awkwardly talk about something else.

  • Ermac 魂ウィルダー

    The Dave Chappelle clip was hilarious. It was good