Botchamania 348: Pete Dunnekirk


The Not Top Ten theme by ESPN

Snow Go, Snow Biz & Cold Hard Crash by Josh Mancell (Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy)

Eat It by Weird Al

Thanks To…

THE GREAT FUCKING KHALI and his wrestling school lead by Ethan HD for the fabulous intro

CW Smith for the indie clip

Carl0076 for the STAND UP ending

Quad-A for the weirdest Simpsons ending yet

Thanks To DaleDriver for inspring the Braun ending

Jimmy Smith for the MY BLACK SON ending that caused dozens of people to rip the video and send it to me claiming it was theirs. Cheers to Squared Circle for making a post saying ”fuck all them, Jimmy made this first” and making my life easier.


I’ve been watching too much 30 for 30 so I needed some Mike Francesa. Couldn’t find a decent AH YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT bit though. Maybe next time.

So that Owens vs. Styles match got reported as the wrong finish by my Super-Insider pal on Monday. On Tuesday Alvarez reported ”the ref was out of position for the old Tommy Young finish.” On Wednesday Meltzer reported it as ”the finish got changed mid-match which is why the ref was hesitant to count as he didn’t know what the finish was.” What a week for one match.

Two SEND FOR THE MANs is usually bad form but I changed the 16-bit theme to Weird Al’s Eat It so it’s actually two completely different bits. A lot of Puro fans requested it, what are you going to do?

I hadn’t heard about the David Sammaritano Phantom Submission until last month so I watched David’s shoot interview (not recommended, he talks more negatively about his Dad than Oedipus) to find more about it. Losing to Ron Shaw was the highlight of his career.

If you follow either the Botchamania FaceBook or Twitter this week you may have seen something about Booker T’s dick falling out during the Grocery Store Brawl with Austin. Well, it got debunked the same day it was posted by someone doing a frame-by-frame analysis and concluded it was simply a mark in the flour caused by Austin’s elbow. Which is a shame, it would have made a hell of a segment on here. At least it gave people something to talk about during a slow Thursday.

List of Companies and Where To Find Them

The Great Khali’s wrestling school Continental Wrestling Entertainment (CWE) can be found here and here.

WWE Network still works.

NJPW World is now available on Amazon Fire devices and it luckily has optional Japanese commentary.

WCPW have their Loaded and World Cup shows on their WC Extra service.

PWG would like it if you bought DVDs/Blu-Rays from their website.

But sometimes their shows are on HighSpots Network, along with shoot interviews that are better than David’s.

And here’s your Botchamania FaceBook and Twitter.

  • Colin

    Is there a reason it’s in the “misc” section or did Maffew do the most ironic thing ever and botched a botchamania?

    • – It was only a matter of time

    • bossk

      I DON’T KNOW!

    • Leo Grant

      He’s botched them before so it’s nothing new.

    • MaffewOfBotchamania

      I was literally running out the door to get the bus so yes, can confirm I botched.

  • tony

    …movie bloopers?

    • Leo Grant

      With John Cena….and not new considering he once put a blooper from The Longest Yard with The Great Khali in another episode.

  • bossk

    Please find actual pics of Booker’s dick and post them.

  • MPT

    Where’s the vid in the AJ/Owens segment from?

    • Leo Grant

      You mean the audio?

  • Blizza

    Cena corpsing?

  • That Family Guy thing is hilarious.

  • markula

    Kurt Angle is a ninja? I didn’t know

  • tbl

    My Black Son was just too much.

  • motorheadbanger

    Jesus Christ… That Fresh Prince ending got me good! Loved the “Black Son” ending too.

    We need a year end award for the endings or a year’s best botches thing because the endings in 2017 (as well as some of the botches) have been truly spectacular. Keep up the great work fellas!!

  • Derrick Eide

    You wrote “David Sammaritano” in the description on here

  • JoPo

    Khali has a wrestling school?!?

    I guess all their graduates will learn nothing more than overhand punches or big boots as wresting moves :