Windowed YouTube



Full-Screen YouTube (with YT-mandated cuts)



Full-Screen Dailymotion



Full-Screen Bitchute



Full-Screen XVideo



Music….

Battle Against a Mobile Opponent by Hirokazu Tanaka, Keiichi Suzuki, Akio Ohmori, Ritsuo Kamimura (Earthbound)

Theme of Akira Taue by Kinuyo Yamashita, Hiroyuki Iwatsuki (Zen Nihon Pro Wrestling)


Thanks To…

Big Guns Joe for the fabulous intro

MorrisMethod for that Moema Mia clip

whoever it was on twitter who told me John Wayne says “you talk too much” in Sands Of Iwo Jima

Ian Hamilton for the Pro Wrestling EVE clip

WH Park for the Nice Pro chair dive

CeeHawk (one of the only people on twitter worth listening to) for the wonderful read-through

Tony Meyers of uuuwm for kobe ending credit

thatretro for the puppy bowl

bonevangelista for the bloody bloody ending

remingsteele for the goldeneye tank ending

ShroomMeister for the Tazz (no the other one) ending

alan jakubs for the Fucked Love ending


Notes…


It’s been a weird few weeks. Ever since the Speaking Out movement spread like wildfire, I’ve been wondering if these videos were worth continuing with given how many de-activated twitter accounts were highlighted as a result of these shows. After some soul-searching I’ve decided I’m not going to let the cunts win and going to continue until COVID kills wrestling completely in a few months time


Plus I wouldn’t be able to feature some of the good people I’ve met thanks to these videos in the Someone I Like Reads A Wrestler’s Autobiography section


Haven’t seen GCW’s Backyard Wrestling show 2 yet as I spent most of last week drinking whiskey and 100%ing Crash Bandicoot so you’ll have to enjoy vintage BJW clips instead


Audio during the Cole height section is from Dominik Diamond’s rollercoaster ride on GamesMaster


And I’ve met Adam Cole and I could see the top of his head


List Of Companies And Where To Find Them…


WWE still has a network, make sure you wear a mask when watching it


AEW Dynamite can be clicked here, go listen to Taz carry the company on his back


Big Joe’s Guns (both of them) can be followed here


Something To Wrestle With can be listened to right here


Pro Wrestling Eve can be paid here


IWA-MS can be followed here but make sure you don’t try and ref for them


CeeHawk can be respected here


That’s your lot, here’s your usual social media links and keep yourself safe until next video




  • SomeInternetGuy

    The Rock’s honking and Cody’s “Fuck on me” will never, ever get old.

  • Graeme Aitchison

    Love you Maffew. Fuck Dominik Diamond though.

  • Bacon Boscowitz

    Soon as I saw how unsturdy that ladder was, you just knew it wasn’t going to end well for that guy…

    We need a supercut of all the times Big E has throw his ring coat at Corey. That shits hilarious

  • Rebel Coyote

    Taz buried a gimmick

  • Museli

    Big Guns Joe! He was the most fun part of a couple of indie shows I’ve been to. He was also nice to me in our brief meeting, despite the fact that I’m a scrawny weakling.

  • DracoXero

    Those notes of yours are pathetic. Just quit making these videos if wrestling all of a sudden offends you so much. It’s not like you make any money from this in the first place.