YouTube Full-Screen (ah fuck it let’s try and see what happens)



YouTube Windowed



Dailymotion Full-Screen



Bitchute Full-Screen



(If nothing’s here it’s because Bitchute can take more than eight hours to decide to process a video and I’ve got Hannibal to re-watch)


XVideos NSFW Full-Screen


Click right here or see it below if it works, it’s kind of hit-and-miss if it actually embeds


Music…


The Monkeys’ Maze by Akio Ohmori, Ritsuo Kamimura, Keiichi Suzuki, Hirokazu Tanaka (Earthbound)


Liar by Rollins Band


Thanks To…


Luchasaurus for the fabulous intro


Michael Lipton for Fyter Fest/Fyter For The Fallen 2/whatever the fuck it was


Rob Smith who noticed the deliberate mistake I put in every video, his prize is nothing


Famous Wrestling Artist ilyass for the Jericho book illustration


Stu King for Evil Dead II


Bixenspan for Alice In Chains


Fabled Ways for Kairi Sane’s ending


FxDE2BLxCK for the cookies (the cookies) the cookies ending


Rawbserver for the Time Of My life ending


shane brouwer for the Fuck On Me ending


Notes…


The Lashley head explode is from Red Dwarf and one of the good series too


Hey it’s been a while since there was a load of live wrestling and actual mistakes, thank Christ because Extreme Rules had nothing but sadness


People sent me Sasha Banks falling off the top rope and Shayna lowering her head on Raw Talk but they’re not here because Sasha was selling and Shayna wasn’t corpsing if you looked at the clip in a higher quality than youtube. I was disappointed too but I appreciate people messaging me these near-misses


Slammiversary 2020 was a fine event, maybe I’m easier impressed after all these Cinematic Matches but if I’ve got MCMG, Rascalz, Mack and Bey I’m good


I’m almost glad WWE bottled the Eye For An Eye finish and declined to show the gory version because there was nearly nothing on the show worth even mocking without it, thanks Vince


Oh and Gallows & Anderson’s slip may have been only a small stumble but these fuckers had a show called Botch Club so they’re getting featured here even if they just blink incorrectly


List Of Companies And Where To Find Them…


BTE #212 can be found here and it’s about 30 minutes long

WWE Network should be used to find Timothy Thatcher matches on NXT and that’s it


AEW Dark aka The Taz Show can be found here


Impact Slammiversary was a good show if you ignore the technical issues


GCW and their gloriously trashy events can be followed here


Wrestling With Unicorns supply me (and you) with beautiful wrestling clips and GIFs


Team Louie should be followed here before Dark Order kill him again


That’s your lot, here’s your usual Twitter & FaceBook links and keep yourself safe until next video


 


 

  • QueenSizedCharlotte

    You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you, Kairi?

  • Mike Thieman Jr

    Always pop for the Hannibal references. Too bad they couldn’t have used it as inspiration for Horror Show lol…

  • Snyde

    The Dirty Dancing/Lance Archer ending was a stroke of genius.

  • I love the Extreme Dinosaurs Ending.

    It is an amazing(ly stupid) Show.

  • Dang, didn’t realize until now the YouTube version was missing stuff versus the others. What did I miss?

  • Zanon23

    Man, AEW has become so, so trash since November. Although it’s thanks to them that Maffew can still put some content out.