Botchamania 198

Edit: Sadly the Blip and YouTube versions were taken down, so here’s the heavily edited version for your pleasure (Thanks once again to TableofJapan for editing and uploading this)

Unedited version available here on Dailymotion!

  • choke_er_face

    FIRST!

  • http://t To Tha Face

    Not gay enough to say first

  • http://www.ohnaggers.tumblr.com CleverTrousers

    Aw snap Sugar Dunkerton! Now all we need is a Dasher Hatfield intro. Chuck Taylor would be cool too.

    • CyborgRicFlair

      WTF was that music during the Freebirds match? So familiar..

      • JEESUS

        Sonic 3- Its the Neon Carnival Level

        • bleargh

          Carnival Night Zone.

  • Vince

    Not gay enough to say “not gay enough to say first”.

  • adam

    So, what is the opposite of a Japanese table?

    • Roboito

      czw table.

      • adam

        Good one!

    • James

      Mexican announce table.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmonchan107 Hitmonchan

      The Spanish commentary table

    • CCDaDon

      Kevin Nash’s quad.

  • Axissillian

    Maffew, has it ever occurred to you that maybe WWE keeps blocking your vids because you make Chikara look awesome as hell?

    • http://twitter.com/MightyJordan MightyJordan

      But of course! It all makes sense now! How could they ever compete with the almighty DRAGON DRAGON! *clap, clap, clap clap clap*

  • http://twitter.com/thehakku Nick

    16-bit!

    Fantastic, as always, man.

  • http://yourmom.com Eric

    Not gay enough to say Not gay enough to say “not gay enough to say first”.

  • Roboito

    excellent job maffew! any one else see cornette face during nash/hhh? lmao

  • ferd1991

    Not gay enough to say that it’s “not gay enough to say “not gay enough to say first”"

    I think we need to go deeper.

    • Mr. Chopper

      DERPER.

      • Eric Botchoff

        JIMMY!

  • http://t To Tha Face

    possibly gay enough to not say gay enough to not be gay enough to say first?

  • jack

    botchmania is coming for you nigga i hope that no one screw this master piece

  • DRAGON DRAGON

    DRAGON DRAGON *clap clap clap clap clap*

  • Josh C

    Won’t load :(

    • SCCAflagger

      try it again took a couple shots to get it

  • iusedtobeawrestlerlikeyouthenitookasnakebitetotheknee

    thank you maffew for the 198th time
    and fack that youtube bitches

    • Kog

      Awesome username.

  • http://youtube.com/user/hitmonchan107 Hitmonchan

    Maffew, may I eat your toenails?

  • Peter

    So Maffew, will you be uploading any older Botchamanias on blip.tv?

  • http://youtube.com/user/hitmonchan107 Hitmonchan

    Also, watching the snake segment again, you should have inserted a joke referencing Macho Man’s alleged statutory rape on Stephanie when Hogan said “it seemed like it on there forever”.

    Too soon?

  • neverAcquiesce

    I think Beth was saying, “Got time?” to find out how long they had.

    • http://stephensonneveld.wordpress.com/ Mr. McMahon

      “Beth, you have three minutes, like every Divas match. Starting with your entrance.”

    • cKreepy

      IDK but I think she said bad time?, as in bad time for a boring rest hold is what the ref was trying to tell her. I think he was trying to keep the crowd from booing lol

  • kidASSuke

    Now all he has to do is SERIOUSLY work on controlling the volume of the music versus the rest of the sounds. I can’t be constantly twisting the volume knob every couple of minutes.

    • http://twitter.com/MightyJordan MightyJordan

      Yeah, that is still a bit of a nuisance.

    • Dusty’s Muffler

      It’s been a problem for 198 episodes. I’m not sure it’s real high on Maffew’s list of priorities. I just watch BM with my mouse cursor hovering over the volume slider.

  • Fackin.

    Fuck yeah! Nerd Army!

  • Speef

    New Minibosses! Goonies dos!

    • Quanty

      Thanks, couldn’t remember what game that was from.

  • Jeremy

    I’m gonna go right ahead and say fuck copyright laws if your company makes billions of dollars off of little jimmy’s obsession with john cena. Also, try the cornette face/shockmaster logos in the future botchamanias. I think that is what’s keeping the HHH/Nash video up on youtube still.

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/hitmonchan107 Hitmonchan

      He needs to go WW(benoit) on the videos and just blur out the logos. If the E did that to their F videos, Maffew can certainly give them a taste of their own medicine.

  • Andrew

    Beth doing her best John Cena impression. It would be interesting to see a whole Botchamania dedicated to Cena talking too much.

  • FataMorgana

    *looks at the comments*

    *switches tab to the “Some words to live by” post*

    *switches back to this and looks at the comments again*

    Yeah, looks like the banhammer needs to drop a few times, starting right here.

  • Jay

    And frankie the mobster finally gets his due for an botchamania ending. awesome!

  • BX3

    Sonic Colors music in Botchamania? Yaay!

  • i-Clarke-

    TOP GEAAAAAR. Sorry, nostalgia trip there.

  • Ted

    the pokemon ending was the best ending i’ve seen in awhile

    • http://randomassaultpodcast.wordpress.com/ flabslapper

      do you know where it’s from? I tried googling it but couldn’t find anything

  • JonathanBones

    You missed out the bit from TLC where during his post-match turnbuckle pose it appeared part of Orton had slipped out the side of his trunks. I couldn’t tell if it was a bollock or the, err, viper. Crotchamania?

  • Buddy Funster

    Awesome as always!

  • BiffBashSmash

    Ricky “The Dragon” Steambotch

  • Powaflowa

    That’s takers move…clown.LOL

    • BiffBashSmash

      Late contender for random quote of the year

  • Eike

    Banned from Youtube due to WWE Copyrights?

    I CALL FAKKING BULLSHEET!

  • http://t Sideways

    Fuck the E and Fuck SOPA, great work Maffew on 198

  • http://odinspark.com odinspark

    if it wasnt for botchamania.com I wouldnt even know what CZW is

  • Darazz

    11:30 John Morrison ver 0.3

  • Bamablacksnake

    Fox vs Phoenix last night on Raw…..minus 5000000000000000000 stars

  • Perry Saturn’s Hairpiece

    Oh my God…I tapped like a bitch at Conan and the lever.

  • Mr. DJ

    sometimes I wonder how CZW stays in business…

  • Coal Miner’s Glove

    I’ll admit, I marked out for the Top Gear music.

    • i-Clarke-

      Yes, I am not the only one.

  • pxk

    gaygaygaygaygaygaygaygay. Grow up. Stop using that word. It’s pathetic. I can only assume everybody who used that term (and by proxy, myself) is under the age of 12. Grow up. Seriously.

  • andrew

    won’t play for me. can’t find it on blip tv either.

  • Doodgraver

    I’m not gonna be very clear on this one, but you missed a botch.

    During the main-event, CM Punk was beating on eather Miz or ADR on the outside of the ring. It was near the right corner of the ring, closest to the entrance ramp. At one point, Punk was finished. Kinda turned and then he waved the other opponent to clothesline (I think it was a clothesline, might’ve been some other move) him. You see his left hand waving.

  • http://t Sideways

    You can do a “Everybody Talks Too Much” for when Kane returned, right after the fire explodes and the lights go out, you can hear the ref say “Get up Mark, get up”

  • S

    Maffew, please work this “BEEEH” joke into a future Botchamania somehow. Maybe WW”BEEEH”? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jd1PtbfHAYU

  • Serp

    I’m pretty sure Ricky’s OPPONENT fucked up those moves.

    My brain just doesn’t register Ricky Steamboat and Botch together.

    Amazing ending, though.

    “MINUS 5 STARS!”

    I Lawled.

    • BiffBashSmash

      Rick appears to be flipping the bird to Malenko after the second move

  • http://stephensonneveld.wordpress.com/ Mr. McMahon

    I tought maybe the country of Botchamania was going to be displayed on that NWA/WCW list of countries. And Groucho would be president.

  • Lerd

    JAIL BOY!

  • milkmanv1

    It took 198 BMs to get to Carnival Night Zone? WHAT DA HAYLE? O_O

  • archanel

    the guy in the last clip reminds me of a young davey boy smith.

  • Phantasio

    The Jesus Lever cracks me up every time.

  • LTS

    It’s not available… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • Chip
  • Man Eff Rease!

    Wow… That’s crazy. I didn’t even get to see it.

  • elf
  • juice

    adequately gay enough to say first

  • Faceless

    PLEASE REUP 195

  • Wardo
  • MentalBeaver

    What DVD is the cobra stuff from? Is it the Macho Man one?

    • Serp

      The Jake Roberts one.

      • MentalBeaver

        Much obliged.

  • The Maddox

    I can’t get the full video of 198 anywhere..

  • Quixotic311

    Dailymotion told me it has “technical difficulties.”

  • A. Stack

    I can’t put my finger on what Pokemon game the theme in the NWA match is from, goddamnit.

  • grievousgeorge

    Where did that quote from Ash come from?

  • Jail Boy

    JAIL BOY!!!!!!

  • JPG

    What DVD did the snakebite segment come from?

  • roy

    seeeeeeee i told you there would be less problems posting on dailymotion :)

  • Serp

    Praise JEEZUS!!! (or in this case Dailymotion) Botchamania is apparently saved.

    Now….199?

    *taps forearm* I needz my fix main!!!

  • “Cowboy” Botch Orton

    199 Man! PUHLEASE!

  • http://RFVIDEO.com Rob Feinstein

    How do I get on contact with you in regards to advertising with you guys?

    RF VIDEO
    Rob Feinstein

    • GC

      I think you CONTACT him by clicking on the link that says ‘CONTACT’ on the left but I dunno, that could be too obvious.

  • Cassias Chaos

    Awesome that you used the Goonies theme.