Dirty Diana

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Added by August 26, 2012

I watched King of the Ring 1996 today and noticed the trend of whenever Bulldog had an important PPV match (that he’d lose every single time if it was after 1992), they’d bring out Diana Hart Smith and the production people would make sure to get a shot of her at ringside. And I can’t figure out why,  because they’d constantly cut to her mid-match and disrupt the flow to give us her ”auditioning for the role of Squirrel Girl in Avengers 2” expressions.

These are not the faces of someone who knows what’s going on:

In Your House 5: Season’s Beatings (loses to Bret Hart)

King of the Ring 1996 (loses to HBK)

In Your House 8: Beware of Dog (loses to HBK again)

I was going to type a ”you’d think Davey Boy would wait until the hotel room to dope her” joke but that would be tactless.

Oops.

She’s a hell of a writer though.

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