Batista wins MMA Debut
Dave took on some fat guy (who was representing ”Jab Fitness”) to win his first MMA match last night.
The commentators made sure to stress Big Dave was ”a former bodybuilder and actor” as if the crowd was there to see him because they were enthralled by his cameo in Smallville. Dave defeated Jam Fitness with Taz-style punches to the face.
He’s way behind Brock Lesnar in the list of wrestlers-turned-Mixed-Martial-Artists but he can rest easy knowing he’s ahead of Kurt Angle.
