I’d love to give an introduction to this week’s Shit Match entry, but I don’t know anything about Jenna. I asked some friends in ‘Merica and all they could tell me was she was on Survivor. It’s sort of contradictory when you use an (alleged) celebrity and few people know who she is.

Anyway, it doesn’t matter who she is or was. She never appeared in wrestling again so she could have been the driver of the Hummer for all it mattered. All she’ll be known for is this match and THOSE PUNCHES.

They should put pictures of Jenna in job centres to inspire people that you don’t need talent or relevance to go far. Or in Jenna’s case ”far enough away.”

All of TNA Victory Road 2009 was surrealistically awful, giving us Bryan and Vinny’s classic MINUS FIVE STARS sound-bite. The PPV would later appear in the only Botchamania created under the influence of drugs (and boy, does it show), the dreaded Botchamania 92.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ6WMTQykx8

When I say ”the influence of drugs” I mean ”ecstasy comedown” rather than editing whilst off my tits, so it was more ”’editing myself back to sanity.” I’ve never taken ecstasy since, the comedown was too much for my puny body. Whether or not it was a good idea to video edit during this time is split by opinion. I’ve had as many fans tell me it’s the worst Botchamania ever as I’ve had fans encourage me to do more drugs.