WWE TLC 2012

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Added by maffew December 18, 2012

The tweets and views from TLC. To summarise: all the great matches on the card outweighed the crap moments, especially that Shield match, good lord.

I hope Ziggler becomes Cena’s friend after the whole AJ storyline. He’s a great wingman.
I hope Cena wins the MITB and the front cover is him WINNING THE MATCH again.
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA THREE FOOT NINE BOOYAKA BOOYAKA THAT’S MY HEIGHT.
Sin Cara on a furniture PPV? IT MUST BE XMAS.
Rhodes Scholars insulting hipsters like Nathan Barley. I hope he elbow-drops Tumblr.
It sounds wrong to say ”he won a fatal four-way match”. It sounds like he died first.
HOW BLAND ARE PEOPLE IN WWE WHEN A MOUSTACHE BECOMES A GIMMICK?
JBL TO WIN EVERY SLAMMY. EVEN ONES THAT DON’T EXIST.
Sin Cara’s upset because no-one’s mentioned his moustache yet.
ME GUSTA. Sin Cara goes through a table backwards…and TEAM RHODES SCHOLARS WINS! Hell of a bump by Cara, real talk.
I love the commentators focusing more on Twitter than THAT FUCKING BUMP.
Former CZW Champion Dean Ambrose, Former ROH Champion Seth Rollins and the one with arms.
can’t wait for Ryback to attack Reigns so I can tweet ”THE LAST TIME I SAW A ROMAN GET BEAT THAT BADLY WAS IN ASTERIX”
Cesaro and his slow-downed version of the Thunderball theme are here.
R-Truth ”What’s up?” MY KICKSTARTER.
WOW POLITICAL HUMOUR FOR THE MILLIONS OF THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS WHO GIVE A SHIT, AWESOME.
When the commentators are talking about shoeboxes filled with money, my spider-senses tell me they’re bored.
Cesaro wins the match against the guy he’s beaten several times already. I found a penny between the sofa cushions. Match of the night so far.
TRIBUTE TO THE TROOPS is coming up so…BOOO FIT FOREIGNER, GO TAKE YOUR AFFORDABLE HEALTH CARE ELSEWHERE
ZIGGLER TO CASH IN MITB BEFORE HIS MATCH, WIN TITLE, BEAT CENA FOR MITB AND THEN CASH IN MITB AGAINST HIMSELF. #ZigglerVsZiggler
Babyface Miz is here? RIGHT WHO WANTS A CUP OF TEA, I’M BOILING THE KETTLE.
Babyface Miz segments are like Skinner and Chalmers doing the Who’s On First routine.
The lovable comedy team suddenly turning racist gets the Slammy Award for Fucking Awkward Moment for 2012.
Jinder Mahal: THE TURBANATOR
Del Rio saving Ricardo Rodriguez to turn face is the most entertaining his character has been in years. He’s a human after all!
My housemate guesses the mystery partner: ”LORD TENSAI”
Crowd chants for Barrett. Miz was right, no-one cares about Kingston. Just his moves.
Barrett has a character that’s fun to watch, even if he doesn’t do ‘nice’ things. It’s like @KILLSTEENKILL being a heel that’s cheered.
You can’t blame WWE, they just don’t have the time on their schedule to give Kofi a character.
Reason why crowd isn’t cheering for Kofi: He kicked Miz so hard he turned him face. YEAH, THANKS KOFI.
@FSM_Editor I love this FSM account. Every PPV you get to reflect the views of literally thousands of UKFF users.
Punk injured talking smack on a PPV reminds me of Shane Douglas’ Godawful ’98 run. Punk is slightly better, mind.
DEAN AMBROSE ISN’T MAIN-EVENTING? FUCKING RAAAARRRRRR
Oh boy, that mixed reaction for Ryback. No wonder this isn’t main event, good call WWE.
The Shield’s theme = every single generic Jim Johnston heel theme from the last ten years.
How do The Shield get theme music if they enter through the crowd? Do they text the sound guy ”OK, we’re ready!”
For those not watching the PPV: Daniel Bryan is SO VERY, VERY OVER. So he’s probably getting pinned.
DEAN AMBROSE WITH THE DRILL FROM TOURNAMENT OF DEATH no I’m kidding it was a chair.
Romans sets up the Spanish Announce Table. Rodriguez doesn’t come out and stop him, sadly.
Faint ”C-Z-Dub” chant when Ryback went through the Announce Table. OH YES.
Dean Ambrose with the Necro Butcher chair-slam on Bryan!
OH MY DEAN AMBROSE – fuck tweeting this match is too good-
THE SHIELD WIN, THAT WAS FUCKING AMAZING. CRAZY SPOTS AND BUMPS THAT ACTUALLY MADE SENSE.
The Shield isolating on each member of the other team = awesome. Shield sacrificing Rollins to pin Bryan = even more awesome.
Naomi gets title matches and Cameron has legal issues. It’s like they’re the black, female Hart Foundation. #wwetlc
Sheamus vs. Big Show wins the Slammy Award for Feud That Looked Like It Was Going To Suck But Was Actually Really Good 2012
The idea of a chair match is acceptable, but it does mean some really goofy-arse looking spots.
Big Show’s cursed with the crowd not caring/chanting something else when he’s wrestling on PPV.
The crowd were chanting for their favourite Anderson.
So, why is the chair match after the TLC match? Away man…
Crowd chants for tables during the chairs match.
HE MATCH IS SAVED, BIG SHOW HAS AN AMERICAN-SIZED CHAIR. #SuperSizeMe
THAT FINISH WAS RIGHT OUT OF ‘WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT’
ONLY IN WRESTLING WILL YOU SEE THAT FINISH.
Sheamus saw Big Show with the huge chair and was like ”Woah, did Show shrink? IT’S LIKE LORD OF THE RINGS, FELLA.”
Show vs Sheamus did their best before a burnt-out crowd…but Big Show using a Big Show-sized chair to win the match gives it five fat stars
Del Rio should have driven through the ladders with his car. ”OUT OF MY WAY, PEASANTS!”
Everyone on Twitter joked it was going to be The Brooklyn Brawler. WWE loves Twitter. We are to blame for this.
For everyone using Twitter for the PPV: The Brooklyn Brawler really was the Mystery Partner.
Brooklyn Brawler wins the match with his finishing move the Boston Cr–BRAWLER HAS A FUCKING FINISHER?
If you ignore everything that’s happened over the last few months, Ziggler vs. Cena has been a great feud.
Rock/Austin Wrestlemania X-7 was originally based around Debra. This match is based around TWO women. Ergo, it’ll be twice as good as WMX7
IT MAKES DOLPH MAD THAT PEOPLE BOO CENA?
Crowd is insanely pro-Ziggler, to the point where Cena has to stop and soak in the LET’S GO ZIGGLER chants, One Night Stand style.
nash said it best:”Raw is a wrestling show written by men who haven’t had a fight or been with a hot woman”
Everybody on Twitter: CENA’S BEEN BOOKED LIKE A DICK, HE MUST BE TURNING HEEL! No, WWE just struggle a lot with writing/booking good guys.
Cena’s bleeding from the eye, like the baddy from Casino Royale.
Does Cena’s weird-looking suplex count as a Fisherman’s Suplex at this point? #RealTalk
Am worried, the last blond dude who put his MITB on the line didn’t end too well. #KENNEDEEHHH
Cena calling spots everywhere. He’s louder than Manowar.
There’s always a normal ladder than a super-sized ladder. It’s every Power Rangers episode ever.
ZIGGLER HAD AUTO-LIFE EQUIPPED.
Chekhov’s Table set up in the corner.
Cena with a Frankensteiner to Ziggler. Yes, really.
John Cena calls that the Hurri-CAN’T-rana WWETLC
THE POP FOR AJ WAS SO LOUD CENA COULD CALL SPOTS AND NOT BE HEARD.
AJ TURNED ON CENA, HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON ZIGGLER WON
Ziggler wins, AJ swerved, head writer got dumped recently, Cena smiles weakly.
Overall: FUCKING BRILLIANT PPV, VIVA EL TLC.
Right, I enjoyed it and I’m off to bed. CAN’T WAIT TO WAKE UP TOMORROW AND HAVE ALL MY FANS TELL ME THE PPV SUCKED.

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