by maffew

Botchamania 364: Don Morocco Mole






Music…

Crush Crawfish Stage by Kinuyo Yamashita (Megaman X3)

The Tenacious Tentacled Terror by Jake Kaufman (Shantae and the Pirate’s Curse)

Ruby Delusions by Tee Lopes (Sonic Mania)


Thanks To…

Mark Davis & Kyle Fletcher for the fabulous intro

unsure who filmed the wrestler getting attacked by the dad, a bunch of places uploaded it, tweet me if you want credit

ninjagaiden86 for the NJPW Ibushi clip

Half the roster for wXw

The MFJ for his own clip from Beyond

Kyle Fletcher for his own clip from Attack Pro

xbryanfuryx for the ceiling tile

RobViper for the lucha di(v)e

Eduardo Valencia for the Chile

Brandon Woolhouse for International Assault Sydney Show

CorkGaines for the Ronda Rousey clip

Clutchdom23 for the Grizzlies table stuff

Milkman Maelstrom for That One FFX Cut-Scene ending

neatoburrito for the Titanic ending

hehateme2012 for hardy/Wyatt/Hill ending

stanthedrybear for the HONK HONK ending

Mike Varker for the Spaceballs idea

jenkind1 for Trapped In The Closet ending

rodeth icong for the Wyatt look what you make me do ending

budah for pancakes ending

La Casa Del Fanatico for the GLORIOUS ending


Notes..

I don’t watch many NJPW shows a year but it’s a testament to how good the wrestlers were that they were able to overcome shitty editing and bad-but-got-better commentary to put on a hell of a show. Omega x Ibushi vs. Bullet Club is the best and I am obviously saying that because of the gay elements and it has nothing to do with me noticing they’re coming to the UK and wanting free tickets OH NO I’ve always loved NJPW, my favourite wrestler is El Samurai


Defiant Wrestling in Newcastle was a nice night, I’m not going to criticize them when they brought WALTER to Newcastle.


Primate’s had to retire due a severe jaw injury, he hasn’t died.


I’ve literally been waiting for WWE to upload that one episode of WCCW and checking every week to see if they’ve uploaded it as every other part of Parade Of Champions 2 has been put onlin except this one.


Next BM will be Wrestlemania so there’s a good chance it’ll be even longer than this episode. If your ending/clip submission hasn’t been used, it’s because it was too similar to something already in the video, I try and have variety as much as possible in this so don’t feel bad. Unless it sucked, in which case you should feel bad.


List Of Companies And Where To Find Them…


Mark Davis (Neighbours) can be found on Twitter


Kyle Fletcher (Home & Away) is also on Twitter


WWE Network is still there so you can get ready for NXT Takeover and that Wrestlemania show


NJPW is sometimes easy to use in English, it’s weird


wXw Now can be enjoyed in English


Beyond Wrestling has a new home in Powerbomb TV


Attack Pro have a Cartel/Vimeo


Defiant Wrestling is still on YouTube, go watch Primate’s retirement speech


World Series Wrestling is here and full of bad ropes and Marty Shrul singing


La Casa Del Fanatico deserve a plug too for that GLORIOUS ending


And here’s your Botchamania FaceBook and FaceBook

  • Blizza

    Fucking Glorious ending at this point of the game, holy fucking shit this dead ass meme

    It was good though

    • tony

      yeah I THOUGHT I was sick of “Glorious” endings, but then I see this perfect Simpsons version and I feel nothing but mirth

  • FilmJenkins, from YouTube

  • Well, to be fair. Kayfabe or not, you shouldn’t spit at a kid. That’s just something you don’t do. I don’t blame the dad for getting pissed off. Big Show’s Booker T impression would’ve made me laugh too. I can’t blame Coachman for laughing. That Ultimate Deletion/Benny Hill ending ruled.

    • Placid_Snake

      Yeah, most people who try and get involved in matches are idiots and I have no sympathy for them getting their ass kicked by the wrestlers but in this case, can’t blame the dad one bit. I think anybody would have reacted the same way.

  • Well done mate.

  • I’d just like to say, even before watching the video that Don Morocco Mole is a gdlk episode name.

  • Leo Grant

    WTF was that angle with Jarett and the dwarf?

    • Jarrett was recently un-suspended in TNA and told he had to start at the bottom (https://uproxx.com/prowrestling/nwa-tna-chapter-seven-july-31-2002/). In Jarrett’s mind, that meant “well, I’m gonna start by beating up midgets!”

      The punchline for the night was “here’s Scott Hall and Jarrett in a stretcher match, Jarrett wins via chair-related shenanigans”. The angle doesn’t make sense WITH context.

      • Leo Grant

        Jesus Christ.

  • Best Name Ever

    You’re the best !

  • Lee Dellbridge

    To be fair on the battle royal thing (or to be pedantic) the miss wrestlemania br was for a tiara and won by a bloke. This is an actual womens br with women in it.

    That Bray Swift ending was far funnier than it had any right to be. And as bored of Glorious as i am, The Simpsons always makes it better.

  • HockeyFan91

    Always love Botchamania… that ending sucked..

  • Bob

    Someone needs to make a honk honk ending for Crisis by Mike Oldfield.

    I would do it but I got less editing skills than a monkey

    • Zanon23

      Still better suited for Kevin Dunn’s job than Kevin Dunn is.

  • JoPo

    Man! Marty Shurll’ed all over that ring with his Britney song

  • Zanon23

    Had to come here after watching the Cultaholic podcast, because I thought the WM one was uploaded already.
    It is not, but “The Honk” ending was worth it.

  • Rich Jaram

    you remind me of Christian Bale in American Psycho. That is NOT a compliment!