Windowed YouTube

Unlisted full-screen (with some trimming courtesy of YouTube’s standards & practices)

Full-Screen Vimeo

Windowed Dailymotion (full-screen got rejected)


Raphael the Raven by Yuka Tsujiyoko, Taishi Senda (Paper Mario)

File Select by Norio Hanzawa (Wario World)

Rocky Road by Josh Mancell, Mutato Muzika, Mark Mothersbaugh (Crash Team Racing)

Dungeon 2D Cave by Ryo Nagamatsu (The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening 2019)

Thanks To…

Black Taurus for the fabulous intro

DameDonn for the Dash footage

thefookingman for the Becky footage from Squared Circle

Maxamilian Demian for the NWA Aaron Rex video

the broken prince for the child brutality ending

Remingsteele for the WHY HHH WHY ending

charles dammit for the Family Guy ending

the spy javert for the Red Dwarf ending

hardminute for the bizarre remix ending

steve williams for CAPTAIN FUC-KIN NOO JAPAN ending

stanthedrybear for the No Limit Soldiers ending

MetalGearMisfit for the Shockmaster very-end bit


I’m very sorry to break the usual Sunday afternoon slot, my excuse is “fuck xmas.” I’m currently typing this after two solid recording days and after downing enough caffeine to raise the titanic but I’m glad this one out before 2019 ended.

As some people asked “will you be doing 2019 Most Botched Matches comp as you didn’t do one for 2018 for some reason” and the answer is yes. But after I have a rest and a big wank first.

I’m not sure Black Taurus was 100% sure what he was recording but at least he was quick and to the point.

I tried to highlight the terribleness of the situation rather than laughing at Sane getting injured at TLC because fucking up will always be amazing but injuries less so. Hopefully that translates in the video.

List Of Wrestling Companies And Where To Find Them…

Black Taurus can be followed here

WWE still has a network, go watch the first half of TLC 2019 then switch the fuck off

AEW Dynamite explodes onto your browser when you click this here link

AAA’s fun English language streams can be found here

Estrellas Del Ring have a YouTube channel

Warrior Wrestling and their Irish wrestlers can be found here

Steve Williams’ YouTube can be found here

That’s your lot, here’s your usual Twitter & FaceBook links and does anyone remember Article 13? Yeah me neither.

  • Lord Beerus

    Merry Christmas, Maffew!

    Let’s hope the 2020’s produce even better botches

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  • Snyde

    The music on the Hijo del Fantasma table segment was just perfect.

    Happy holidays!

  • Iron Shiek’s Apprentice

    Man that new intro has to go. Too long and convoluted. The original was the best.

    • I.R.Shnow

      I think I can live with the new intro for a few episodes, as long as the SD one returns…

  • I can live with J.R.’s botches. He’s old and he’s been out of the game for a while but at least he’s sound like he’s having fun again. The Sin Cara and No Limit endings are hilarious.

  • Jimmen Marvinlooter.

    I’ve never laughed harder than I did for that Master P ending. The Warrior, Taker, and Steiner noises were especially inspired. Tremendous.

  • BlueWarrior

    MAFFEW GO SEE A DAMN LAWYER! The WWE has no legal basis to take down your videos. What you do falls under “fair use” as you are using these clips to criticize them. You could fleece a cool $100k out of the WWE and get an injunction against them.

    • Procton

      Sure xD

  • hijackmaniac

    “mucho te…”

  • Placid_Snake

    There’s something darkly hilarious about Becky Lynch having to roll Kairi Sane under the ring to keep her safe from Charlotte’s wrath.