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Raw 17/12/12 Tweets ‘n’ Twaddle
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December 18, 2012
The collected Tweets from last night’s three-hour long car crash.
”Everybody download an app with your iPhone” Fuck off, I’m poor.
MOST SHOCKING MOMENT SLAMMY 2012: Abraham Washington’s Kobe moment.
And the Slammy goes to a BOOGEYMAN RUN-IN
New Age Outlaws present the COMEBACK OF THE YEAR. Which means Dogg isn’t winning it 🙁
-Footage of a man suffering a heart attack and nearly dying to get reactions/ratings- YUP, IT’S WRESTLING
Jerry Lawler wins, which isn’t fair. Billy Gunn’s died way more times on TV than he has.
HEY KIDS, REMEMBER THE ATTITUDE ERA IT WAS AWESOME apart from albert ignore that shut up.
So does everybody America have a Smartphone or something? My phone has Snake on it and the Battletoads pause theme for a ring-tone.
THE AJ AWARD FOR BEING AJ is next. Tune in after the break to see who wins!
AJ The Carpenter’s Dream: Flat as a board and easy to screw.
Ziggler x AJ just happened. Ziggler took a back-bump from AJ’s tonsils.
Lord ZigglerHeart: ”She’s got a tongue like an electric eel, and she likes the taste of a man’s tonsils!” #WOOF
”Lets give Khali credit, he’s a former World Champion” Michael Cole after three minutes of laughing at Khali.
When I used to live with people who didn’t like wrestling, they’d ask me to tell them when he was on TNA so they could watch.
John Cena wins the Slammy for Superstar of the Year. CASH IT IN ZIGGLER, CASH IT IN.
Shane Douglas just got kicked out of the audience again if he was in attendance. -timexiled
Hey look, two guys that got divorced in 2012. Fun year -thehistoryofwwe
CM Punk has never been more justified.
Instant Anti-Drug PSA: screenshot CM Punk next to Ric Flair.
One-legged CM Punk takes on Ric Flair. Which one’s the broomstick?
That Rolox line wasn’t a mistake – it’s all he can get his hands on these days -necrobucther187
Camera catches a I JUST MIZZED MY PANTS sign next to The Shield.
Flair’s reaction to seeing The Shield: “what I do this time, officers?”. -thrill
Looks slightly silly having all three members of The Shield looking to take out Flair…and Flair’s all SMILING AND PROFILING
John Cena Superstar of the Year and a big Flair fan…stays in the back while Flair is triple-teamed.
The Shield vs. Team AJ booked for the Rumble. Shield adds a dozen more members to even the field.
Seth Rollins realised it was Christmas so he decided to Die Hard.
After the Mayan Apocalypse, Ron Simmons will be there to say ”Damn” to a cameraman only he can see.
Lord Tensai attempts to shrug off being reminded of his previous gimmicks by turning into The Shockmaster.
WWE obviously wants to cash in that lucrative Botchamania market.
They show Orton humiliating Ricardo a day after he turns face. I’m getting mixed-signals.
You know you’re watching the longest running sports entertainment episodic show when the adverts are longer than the matches.
Looks like Flair’s last divorce got his hair – Bundy
Rock wins award. He’s not here. WWE!
Production fucks up, right after Albert falls on his face. Sin Cara is in vicinity. Shit, he’s contagious!
Jerry Lawler: I’ve seen better hair in a shower drain!
Cody wins with the AMMA REVERSE DDT MYSELF move.
HERE COMES RYDER…and there goes his pop. Uh-Oh.
I hope this Smartphone guy debuts at Rumble, WWE is pushing the hell out of him.
I’m watching Raw to find out who wins an award for tweeting. Nathan Barley was right.
Remember every time you vote for Jericho, Hogan gets five more votes.
Big Show’s giant chair gives La Parka an erection.
Ryder didn’t win the Twitter award and didn’t get a pop. But people tell me Ryder is really popular…
I hope Big Show Chair’s theme music is American Made.
I love Show on the mic, he can make even the most tedious insults sound soul-destroying.
…Ziggler tried to cash in MITB but Cena attacked him so nothing happened. This show in a nut-shell.
Now I get why this show moves so fast despite being three hours long..if they let you pause for thought you’ll realise SHIT DON’T MAKE SENSE
FLAIR’S WRESTLING! No he isn’t. THE ROCK WINS! He’s not here. ZIGGLER’S CASHING IN! Sorry, no.
This show’s been such a cock-tease so far that AJ is getting envious.
MEANWHILE IN THE BACK AFTER THE BREAK WHILE THE WRESTLERS WAIT IN THE RING. PRESUMABLY CHECKING THEIR SMARTPHONES.
Tommy Dreamer is as tanned as Alberto Del Rio.
Calm down CZW, the crowd is chanting ECW.
Nice to see those months of losing to legends has lead Heath Slater to…losing to legends.
Jerry Lawler: ”I was in a band called T-Mobile but we kept on breaking up.”
”Hard camera!” someone in the ring as Jinder Mahal turns his rest-hold around to face the cameramen.
The Three Guys They Don’t Know What To Do With take on The Two Guys They Don’t Know What To Do With + Guest
”When Andy Murray wins they call him British but when he loses they call him Scottish” JBL gets us.
They’re plugging a commercial-free SmackDown tomorrow night. If it’s anything like this show it’ll only be 10 minutes long.
I hope Brodus gets sad backstage again when he doesn’t win this Slammy.
The back of Dreamer’s t-shirt says “no politics, no bs, just wrestling”, which I find hysterical to see on WWE television – victoria
cesaro is the only actual newcomer.
”You can’t argue with this guys!” WATCH US COLE
Watching Ryback quote Owen Hart was like watching that Husky that can say ”I Love You” on YouTube.
I’d have loved to have seen this match built up on PPV and delivered properly.
MEEEEEEAN WOOOOO BY GAAAAAWD GEEEEEEEENE
It’s 2012 and Mean Gene has finally aged.
Real Talk: Lesnar vs. Cena is my MOTY. Watching that with a room-full of people was insane.
THIS BUSINESS Slammy 2012 goes to Triple H.
I wonder how HHH feels about being the X-Pac of the HBK/Undertaker/HHH clique.
THIS BUSINESS count: 2
Gotta love Ricardo being fearless against gangs. He’s so used to being beat up by ADR he doesn’t care.
i hope sheamus comes out and pushes her off
Kevin Bacon doing the ‘Six degrees of Kevin Bacon’ thing. At her current rate, we’ll soon be able to play ‘Two degrees of AJ’.
3 Hour Raws are like those supermarket Deluxe Pizzas: Seem like a really good idea but when you finish it you never want to do it again.
So is Vickie a face now? There’s been so many inexplicable turns tonight you’d think George Michael was driving again.
Tommy Dreamer comes out from the back, grabs Vickie & AJ and shouts ”I’LL TAKE ‘EM BOTH…I’M HARDCORE”
I HAVE NO IDEA WHO I’M SUPPOSED TO BE CHEERING FOR
AJ goes to the back and brings back…some guy!
LITERALLY NO IDEA WHO THAT IS
Everyone on Twitter is telling me the individual’s name is ”Ryblack.”
I’m guessing Generic Big Black Guy Whose Gimmick Is Being Big came free with The Shield’s Generic Heel Jim Johnston Theme?
People are saying ”Dude, it’s Big E. from NXT! Don’t you watch NXT?” FUCKING NO.
Vince McMahon’s secret emergency plans when ratings drop: 1. Turn AJ 2. Big Black Guy 3. Humiliate J.R. 4. Fire J.R. 5. Big White Guy
I should probably watch NXT, people are telling me it’s good but I just don’t have the time-WAIT I JUST WATCHED 3 HOURS OF RAW #Bed
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